Giles Shaxted

Ricky Gervais was brilliant hosting the Golden Globes.

A set of stories that blow your mind away with pure stupidity, enjoy and do not try this at home!

McDonalds Employee

Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
‘We don’t have half dozen nuggets,’ said the teenager at the counter.
‘You don’t?’ I replied.
‘We only have six, nine, or twelve,’ was the reply.
‘So I can’t order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?’
‘That’s right.’
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true…)

Woolworths Cashier

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those ‘dividers’ that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn’t get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the ‘divider’, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, ‘Do you know how much this is?’
I said to her ‘I’ve changed my mind; I don’t think I’ll buy that today.’
She said ‘OK,’ and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.

Please Pay Here

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM ‘thingy.’
(keep shuddering!!)

Locked out of her car

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. ‘Do you need some help?’ I asked.
She replied, ‘I knew I! should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can’t get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?’
‘Hmmm, I don’t know. Do you have an alarm, too?’ I asked.
‘No, just this remote thingy,’ she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, ‘Why don’t you drive over there and check about the batteries. It’s a long walk….’
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

Paper recycling ??

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, ‘I’m almost out of typing paper. What do I do?’ ‘Just use paper from the photocopier’, the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five ‘blank’ copies.
Brunette, by the way!!

He’ll be fine …

A mother calls 000 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, ‘I just gave him some ant killer….’
Dispatcher: ‘Rush him in to emergency!’

We All Know how he got it!

There is something just ball sack shrivelingly wrong with this sight !

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Also go vote for Siddy !

yu is askin fo it i is gonna giv i 2 ya

AnnaLynne McCord, aka Anna Banana via:TMZ.com.

Maybe I need to start watching the new Beverly Hills 90210! Is it on after watershed?

via Gary V, via yimmyayo, via Soup.

And so does everyone else who wears their pants around their thighs. Lil Wayne looked like he was going to the toilet at the MTV VMA’s. It just look BAD and not in good way youth !
Anyways that all comes from me agreeing with Obama when he was interviewed by MTV and got asked a question by a member of public (see his response below). I didn’t see that interview at first but some people on the NYC streets were filmed saying the same thing after his victory.